Thursday, October 8, 2009

entry 13- MILFism

MILF- I am sure you've heard the term at one point in time. Mother I'd like to Fuck! I will spare you the MILF links I found, just nasty, nasty porn sites! Yet my aspiration to be considered a MILF lives on. I'm sure some of you ladies share the aspiration but are afraid to admit it! Set yourself free! Now call it shallow and cheesy if you will, but I do admire those hot-bod sexy moms that I see, and have seen since childhood. Especially after growing up in the town which I did (name shall be excluded to protect the obnoxious, snobby (and cheap but rich) people who live there). But more so there's an abundance of M.I.L.F's where I currently live. It would be a shame to let myself go and look all frumpy & dumpy. So instead I aspire... a girl can dream. I also will continue on to be a sexy grandma. Now on the other hand my therapist thinks this "aspiration" is unhealthy and that I should be in a place of acceptance. Working on it! But why not go for the tummy tuck and boob lift, a little botox here and there when needed? Never killed anyone. Well actually I take that back. Many women have died while undergoing elective surgery, Kanye Wests mother to name one of the many. Yet women like myself still plan to nip, tuck, tighten and suck, all for the beauty of it. I now enter the world of MILFism, where teenage boys (& there dads) fantasize about fucking there friends moms! And that's how I will grow old gracefully. Of course I will do a few headstands along the way to reverse the act of gravity...

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